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Joe-
It was one of those 40something who-cares birthdays. I rarely get time home alone, usually last thing at night after he’s in bed, the washing up is done and the dog’s been out, when I’m shattered and falling asleep, headbutting the keyboard. So I took the Friday off, sent the other half for acupuncture and a day spa as recompense for my wanting ‘me’ time, and first order of business was to set myself up for a ritual jerk off. Blinds down, comfy chair before the computer, towel to cover as I’m bound to sweat, towel on the floor as additional precaution for drips and spurts, headphones so I don’t disturb the neighbours, side chair for the mouse and my towel of pleasure, supporting my last ‘crystal pussy’ (sadly split, as they all have..), my hefty ‘tenga’ with fliphole in reserve and choice of lubes – on the desk a spunk rag, a quality scotch on the rocks in my favourite heavy glass, a bottle of poppers and a nice spliff of pure lemon haze; and all within 20 mins of being left alone!
I perused Movie Monster, caught up on your blog and then I thought, what the heck, I’ll pay a DragonMedia access and endure the player delays as I was keen to see Dad Goes To College, even if it was only in 30 second portions – but Lo…!! The media player has changed, and fuck me with a soggy spurtle if it isn’t playing awesomely well. And such quality. I was in for the long haul, and only hoped I could manage to watch it all in the time I had (still had chores to do).
Load number one: son’s cumshot with dad (going hard just typing it), what an awesome situation (Was ‘silverrod’ intentional with the vehicle? Made me smile)
Load two: dad sucking pretend son and coach – fucking hell, he’s a natural dirty talker, and that veiny dick is just the nuts
Load three: dad, teacher and nervous thespian youth with the massive donger; that was a fantastic scene, right up my alley and the guys were incredible. Allen is one hot superstar.
I skipped past other scenes including my personal crush, Spike, saving him for another time – but he’s still amazing.
It was just about the hottest film since – well, since your last hot film! The guys are amazing, the scenes are totally hot, dialogue great, it’s just tick tick tick all the way for me; if it doesn’t win awards there is no justice in the porn awards world.
Thanks, Joe, I had a totally awesome time and so did my dick. You are the man.
“If “Tabloid” is a love story, it is one only Errol Morris could film. He says its subject, Joyce McKinney, is his favorite protagonist, which means she places ahead of Robert McNamara, Stephen Hawking and the expert on naked mole rats. Certainly she is the most enigmatic.
In 1977, McKinney was involved in the infamous “Case of the Manacled Mormon,” which was made to order for the British tabloids we’ve been reading about during the News of the World scandal. A former Miss Wyoming, she was alleged to have kidnapped an American Mormon missionary in the U.K., handcuffed him to a bed and made him a sex slave…
“…What is amazing is that Morris gets McKinney to talk at all. And not only her, but others who were involved, all staring directly into the Interrotron and all sounding uncannily as if they’re speaking the truth. I’ve seen “Tabloid” twice. It is a spellbinding enigma, and one of the damnedest films Morris has ever made.”–Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
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