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Male hormones course strongly through young teens making it difficult to get anything through to your heads (the one with the gel in it). Daily, parents and teachers try to get you guys to do your home work, (we men would just tell you to refrain from jerking off all day and…instead do your homework!); try to keep you away from the “pot” (we men would simply direct you to a different “pot” - the porcelain one in a park restroom); try to get you to be mannerly (hey, we men would always remind you to zip up after giving you a blowjob); try to get you not to beat up on your siblings (instead, we men would advise you to regularly beat off some of that adolescent tension…into a very hungry mouth).
So, we all already know its hard to keep you really young dudes from popping a major woody every two minutes (the only time those baggy pants look good on you guys, by the way), and doing whatever it is your teenaged cock is determined to do.
Now, before you get totally confused, this is not to say that your decision to offer your young physique to any man in a public restroom is encouraged or condoned. It’s just that we men know where it is you’re at when that age and that there is little to be done to keep a kid set on having sex with strangers in public toilets from doing so. What you’re “hearing” is we men being simply pragmatic and not necessarily agreeing with such a decision or act.
Therefore, it can only be requested or advised to young teen horndogs to reconsider what it is their bouncing boners are urging them to do. And to think twice about where it is that their surging testosterone is directing them to go.
Before hopping on your bicycle or getting the ‘rents to drop you off at the mall, where you’re dead set on having sex in the men’s rooms next to the food court, you are strongly urged to think a little further about what that decision may really mean.
Do you really, really want to have a man, one who is perhaps four times your age, pull your pants down in a restroom stall? Do you really want some much older man, a man who might have two kids older than yourself, crouching before you to suck your dick? Do you really want to sit on the can and service different men’s dicks as they come under that stall partition? (Some are really, really big, kid). Do you really want to have those dicks ejaculate into your mouth? (Yeah, kiddo, men will expect…or make you to do that). Are you prepared to be finger-fucked by strange men as they tell you to face the flusher where they then each - maybe three or four or five of them - take turns sodomizing you? (Word of advice, kid, it’s hard to stop a “train” once its out of the station).
And, sure, it all sounds “glamorous” and like an afterschool carnival of fun. But is it? Is it REALLY? Therefore, you’re asked to reconsider and instead, as you beat off to the Internet, just shoot into the air one of those really high arcs of cum you’ve been known to shoot. Then pull up your school gym shorts, go outside and shoot some hoops with your buddies. –Mr.gloryholeJUNKIE
Gee, maybe folks in the Bible Belt should worry a bit less about what I’m putting in my mouth and bit more about what they’re putting in their own. –Dan Savage
