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From the archives of David Hurles—the man who began capturing reality-style San Francisco and Hollywood streetdude strokin’ on tape and ended up making it his life’s obsession—comes the first digitally re-mastered collection of classic scenes from the Old Reliable Tape and Picture Company.
They’re all here—the punks, the toughs, the cons… and Springer, the diamond-in-the-rough who caused a generation of men to give it up. Yeah, these guys are takin’ dough to beat-off while you watch, but they’re really doing it because they like it!
CASEY and ROYCE are hunkered down in a duck blind.
Each man cradles a shotgun; both are conversing quietly into their Bluetooth head pieces as they scan the sky overhead.
Casey rings off and removes his headgear.
ROYCE
(into headset microphone)
Now give me the numbers in Enfield…
CASEY
Jeeze, Royce. Give it a rest. We’re
out here to relax, man.
The two men exchange confrontational looks, then Royce relents.
ROYCE
You’re right. (into mic) We’ll
finish this Monday morning. Yeah.
Royce ends the call and removes his headgear. A BEAT as he looks from the sky to Casey.
ROYCE
I gotta piss.
CASEY
Me two.
The two men stand and move away from the duck blind. Royce hauls his dick out and begins pissing into the weeds. Casey follows suit, eyeing Royce’s dick as he does.
They both piss. Royce notices that Casey is staring.
ROYCE
Getting’ a good eyeful there, sport?
CASEY
What?
ROYCE
You checkin’ out my junk, man? If I
didn’t know any better, I’d think
I got a queer on my hands.
CASEY
Come on, Royce…
ROYCE
Let’s see. Take your dick out.
CASEY
(protesting)
Hey
ROYCE
Just do it.
Royce studies Casey’s flaccid dick as he takes his out through the fly of his trousers.
ROYCE
Now wrap your hand around my dick and see what happens.
CASEY
Man…
ROYCE
It’s a test. If you get hard, you’re
queer.
JUG appears at the edge of the woods. He comes to a halt and stands watching.
ANGLE ON ROYCE AND CASEY
They slowly manipulate their dicks until they are both hard.
ROYCE
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Jug makes a sound, Royce turns and spots him.
ROYCE
Like the view, pal?
After a beat, Jug slowly nods.
ROYCE
Come over here.
Jug moves forward until he stands facing the two men. Jug casually takes out his dick and proceeds to take a long piss in front of them.
ROYCE
You dirt farmers suck dick?
Jug shrugs.
ROYCE
(murmurs under his breath to Casey)
We got us a real hick here.
CASEY
Looks like it.
ROYCE
Get down on your knees, son.
Jug looks from one man to the other, then slowly sinks down.
The offensive footage includes Cohen having “anal sex with a man on camera.”
There was also a reported MPAA objection to Cohen being shown “sneaking naked into the tent of an unsuspecting non-actor” on a hunting trip.
FILE UNDER: THAT WACKY MPAA:
A scene showing “two naked men attempting oral sex in a hot tub while one of them holds a baby” is, according to a Universal spokesperson, “not on the list that the MPAA finds objectionable.”
Best blogger comment: Yep, Americans are such prudes when it comes to gay male sex… but they’ll be happy with two fake lesbians having sex. Hilarious and pathetic.
And this: The more relevant argument is that violence against women sails right the fuck through whereas the ~physical act of love~ between men is apparently much more frightening territory.
I’m not a huge fan of Joe Gage’s movies…I haven’t been impressed with the action and the cast in Joe Gage movies lately. –iloveporn
I always decide not to rent any more Joe Gage films, and then people post all kinds of excited reviews of them and I break down and rent them–and then am left yet again scratching my head at why people whose opinions on porn I otherwise trust get into these. ..with rare exceptions…the men Joe Gage favors are so not my type.–Buddyboy
… boring and unmemorable. I could’ve done without seeing it. Not a buy, and my own opinion is not worth a rental either. –Dan O
A few words for Joe Gage: TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS! People don’t give a shit about the “atmosphere.” They would actually like to SEE the action. –esckey
There is something truly creepy about the dialog scenes in this movie…deadpan delivery with LOOOONG pauses between each line. I suppose this is intended to be dramatic, but like most opponents of plot in porn, I think it’s just a waste of screen time. Maybe the director’s trying to pad the length of the video? – no-pain-no-date
Four A.M. Delivery drivers wake up early. The dull light of the street lights peeked through a crack in my curtains, sending a shaft of light running over my hairy pecs, down my abs, and on my thick, nine-inch morning glory — hard and dripping just as it had been every morning for the past 33 years…
From the archives of David Hurles—the man who began capturing reality-style San Francisco and Hollywood streetdude strokin’ on tape and ended up making it his life’s obsession—comes the first digitally re-mastered collection of classic scenes from the Old Reliable Tape and Picture Company.
They’re all here—the punks, the toughs, the cons… and Springer, the diamond-in-the-rough who caused a generation of men to give it up. Yeah, these guys are takin’ dough to beat-off while you watch, but they’re really doing it because they like it!
A big, dumb lug of an action movie, 12 Rounds is fronted by a big, dumb lug named John Cena… Acting is no friend of this professional wrestling icon. Even when he is making polite chitchat, WWE star Cena sounds pained. The brickish bulk of John Cena also counts against him when not running, jumping, tumbling or thumping. Leave him for too long in a scene where he must stand near other cast members, and Cena looks like a Hummer parked beside a row of shopping carts. –Herald Sun, Victoria,
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