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Writing sex is never easy–I’m finishing something now that really wrung it outta me– and when it goes off the tracks, it can be hilarious:

“Her vagina was all that, as they say in the urban media – a powerful ethnic muscle scented by bitter melon, the breezes of the local sea, and the sweaty needs of a tiny nation trying to breed itself into a future,”—Gary Shteyngart, Absurdistan

While the late great Norman Mailer picked up this year’s Bad Sex Writing Award posthumously, the link below takes you to a place where the other nominees’ work can be sampled.

bad sex writing award HERE

The many, many comments that follow this report are pretty much spot-on

Pat Robertson Not Down With Yoga

These can’t be real, can they?

The Heir:

The Spare:

Get One Or All Of Them In Time For Christmas!

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Strike Update:

Sandra Oh: “How greedy can they get???”

Response video HERE

“Speechless” #15: ‘Just What’s On The Page’ HERE

For A Twenty:

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Foodie Alert

Padma talks about her scar…

…on Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style, Tonight On Bravo

I’m polishing a script that’s set to start shooting in California next week, so posting will be light until I get out there and set up a production diary.

A tip of the hat to Mark Weigle for this one:

Interesting fact: – The still image of A Heap Of Trouble is currently banned from being posted within the 5 boroughs of New York

Heap Of Trouble HERE

Rove: “Congress Pushed Bush to War in Iraq Prematurely”

Rove: “Congress Pushed Bush”

It only takes a moment and the results might surprise you

 Glassbooth – Quiz to help you choose best 2008 presidential candidate HERE