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INT – DORM ROOM
Stan shows his hardon to Lee Bob.
LEE BOB
Jeeze, dude. What are you doin’?
STAN
Wanna see if yours as big as mine?
Lee Bob looks around uncertainly.
LEE BOB
Okay.
STAN
Pull it out.
Lee Bob takes his dick out one side of his jock pouch and allows it to grow to full length.
Stan measures his own dick, then wraps the tape around Lee Bob’s dick
LEE BOB
Man, I don’t know if we should
be…
CAPTAIN BARTON enters. He stands in the doorway, observing them.
CAPTAIN BARTON
(quietly)
What are you guys doing?
Stan and Lee Bob turn and instinctively stand at attention, their boners pointing straight ahead.
LEE BOB
We were just…
STAN
Measuring stuff.
CAPTAIN BARTON
I can see that.
Captain Barton pauses, looks out the doorway into the hall, then enters, closes the door and faces the two cadets.
CAPTAIN BARTON
Well, if you’re gonna do it,
might as well do it right.
Get outta those jocks.
Stan and Lee Bob sheepishly peel off their jockstraps.
CAPTAIN BARTON
Before we get to main event,
let’s check out those guns.
Stan and Lee Bob make fists, and awkwardly show off their biceps.
CAPTAIN BARTON
Okay, now let’s see what you
got going.
Captain Barton takes the tape measure from Lee Bob.
CAPTAIN BARTON
Gimme that.
Captain Barton proceeds to measure their throbbing dicks…
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