INT â€“ DORM ROOM
Stan shows his hardon to Lee Bob.
Jeeze, dude. What are you doinâ€™?
Wanna see if yours as big as mine?
Lee Bob looks around uncertainly.
Pull it out.
Lee Bob takes his dick out one side of his jock pouch and allows it to grow to full length.
Stan measures his own dick, then wraps the tape around Lee Bobâ€™s dick
Man, I donâ€™t know if we should
CAPTAIN BARTON enters. He stands in the doorway, observing them.
What are you guys doing?
Stan and Lee Bob turn and instinctively stand at attention, their boners pointing straight ahead.
We were justâ€¦
I can see that.
Captain Barton pauses, looks out the doorway into the hall, then enters, closes the door and faces the two cadets.
Well, if youâ€™re gonna do it,
might as well do it right.
Get outta those jocks.
Stan and Lee Bob sheepishly peel off their jockstraps.
Before we get to main event,
letâ€™s check out those guns.
Stan and Lee Bob make fists, and awkwardly show off their biceps.
Okay, now letâ€™s see what you
Captain Barton takes the tape measure from Lee Bob.
Captain Barton proceeds to measure their throbbing dicks…
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